SERIOCOMIC (36)

By: Mark Kingwell
September 4, 2019

One in a weekly series of enthusiastic posts, contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars, on the topic of our favorite comic books, comic strips, and graphic novels.

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CLASSICS ILLUSTRATED

In the summer of 1973, aged ten, I was living on a sprawling air force base in Prince Edward Island, Canada’s smallest province.

Instead of allowing me a happy school’s-out sojourn on the Cavendish dunes, my parents sent me to a scout camp for eight weeks of paramilitary torture, complete with rifle training and angry morning calisthenics. This annual exile would continue for years, with a memorably horrible excursion to Newfoundland, where I had to be rescued from a hilltop bramble patch, and a winter orienteering contest in Manitoba, when I avoided frostbite only by sitting in a lean-to constructed of windfall tree limbs and drinking birch-bark tea.

Anyway! In ’73 I was allowed to pack some comics in my kit bag, along with all the required boots, berets, and blankets. My mother, a child of the CCA era, insisted that they be educational. And so: Classics Illustrated, aka Classic Comics, aka the weirdest comics ever produced.

From 1941 to 1971, this quixotic project, brought to life by Russian-born publisher Albert Kanter, rendered (among others) The Three Musketeers, Ivanhoe, The Count of Monte Cristo, and The Last of the Mohicans in pulp-and-panel form. Not every hero is superhuman, you scouts! Ivanhoe was my favourite.

My 1973 camp-carries must have been hand-me-downs from my older brother, another victim of our parents’ summer character-regime. Of course I envied the other kids their cool Marvel and DC comics. Of course they mocked me for my geeky uncool ones. But I remember the stories, and later I read the actual books. Of course I did.

The camp was called, in now-unforgivable faux-Mi’kmaq mode, Tamawaby. That is: “[To] [a]void [m]ending [a]dults, [w]e [a]re [b]uilding [y]outh.” I’m far from unmended these days, but I will always cherish that summer, and the flashlight-under-covers pleasure of any comic book, however dorky. Classics, illustrated.

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SERIOCOMIC: Mimi Lipson on LITTLE LULU | Sara Ryan on AMPHIGOREY | Gary Panter on THE NUT BROS./THE SQUIRREL CAGE | Gordon Dahlquist on POGO | Robert Wringham on VIZ | Matthew De Abaitua on CAPTAIN BRITAIN | Jessamyn West on FUN HOME | Bradley Peterson on HELLBOY | Stephanie Burt on KITTY PRYDE RETURNS | Jenny Davidson on OOR WULLIE | Luc Sante on MARSUPILAMI | Susan Roe on BLOOM COUNTY | Marilyn Berlin Snell on CHARLES ADDAMS | Deb Chachra on ARKHAM ASYLUM | Judith Zissman on ERNIE POOK’S COMEEK | Alexandra Lange on BETTY (ARCHIE) | Catherine Newman on VERONICA (ARCHIE) | Josh Glenn on SPIRE CHRISTIAN COMICS | Adam McGovern on THE CREW | William Nericcio on ERRATA STIGMATA | Chelsey Johnson on DYKES TO WATCH OUT FOR | Sherri Wasserman on TANK GIRL | Tom Nealon on MEGATON MAN | Erin M. Routson on THE WEDDING OF SCOTT SUMMERS & JEAN GREY | Douglas Wolk on FRANK IN THE RIVER | Annie Nocenti on DICK TRACY | James Parker on 2000 AD | Adrienne Crew on NUTS | Vanessa Berry on MEAT CAKE | John Holbo on WITZEND | Michael Campochiaro on SPIDER-WOMAN | Miranda Mellis on RED SONJA & BÊLIT | Michael Grasso on THE NEW MUTANTS | Ty Burr on BINKY BROWN | Bishakh Som on AMAR CHITRA KATHA | Mark Kingwell on CLASSICS ILLUSTRATED | Brian Berger on JIMBO | Kenya (Robinson) on AGENT 355 | Seth on THE ETERNALS ANNUAL | Susannah Breslin on SLASHER | Lisa Kahlden on JACK CHICK TRACTS | Mandy Keifetz on KRAZY KAT | Tom Devlin on DUM-DUM POSSE READER | Eric Reynolds on ACTION COMICS #460 | Rick Pinchera on EIGHTBALL #16 | Juan Recondo on DAYTRIPPER | Elizabeth Foy Larsen on ROZ CHAST | J.E. Anckorn on HALO JONES | Deborah Wassertzug on GREAT POP THINGS | Peggy Nelson on MAD MOVIE SATIRES | Holly Interlandi on ANGEL SANCTUARY | Karen Green on THE SMITHSONIAN COLLECTION OF NEWSPAPER COMICS.

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