Quirk Your Enthusiasm (1)
August 1, 2016
One of 25 installments in a series of posts analyzing and celebrating a few of our favorite New Wave songs from c. 1977–1982. Josh Glenn’s series introduction is here, and you can listen to the QUIRK YOUR ENTHUSIASM playlist here. Enjoy!
“TAINTED LOVE” | SOFT CELL | 1981–1982
You might think that the main gift of this two-for-the-price-of-one marvel is Marc Almond’s ethereal vocal, that celestial chorus of Eighties romance. Technically pure but petulant and insinuating, Almond mixes longing and disdain in a way that conjures love’s young nightmare with warbling instability and drama. Is he flirting? Is he mocking? Yes, and yes.
Almond’s voice is indeed a wonder, but as the rest of Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret (1981) shows, it could easily be wasted. The only other track that hit was “Say Hello, Wave Goodbye,” a danceable valedictory anthem that comes last on side two and offers another showcase for Almond’s off-world sound. The album version of “Tainted Love” (second track on side one) is a sort of promissory note, ending abruptly with the calliope-style doot-doot keyboard sounds created by the other half of Soft Cell, David Ball. Ball’s polymathic electronica slyly transforms the basic structure of a modest 1965 Motown hit for singer Gloria Jones — actually the B-side to Jones’s “My Bad Boy’s Comin’,” which proved to be a dud. The horn-heavy Motown version was a late-’70s hit in Northern Soul dance clubs, but Ball and Almond saw the potential for a truly transcendental cover.
Slowing the tempo drastically and changing the key from C to G to suit Almond’s range, Bell also opened up an expansive clearing for his synthpop magic. The familiar frames of Ed Cobb’s original composition are transfigured into a hypnotic masterpiece of artificial agony. The punctuated beat matches your heart’s pumping rhythm with unabashed insistency even as Almond’s eerie, sinister-elf melodic line soars overhead.
The main lyric is superb: “Sometimes I feel I’ve got to / run away, I’ve got to / get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me.” Hitting that double bass note after each ‘got to’ drives the pain into every single one of us! And at the bridge: “Don’t touch me please / I cannot stand the way you tease.” This isn’t just tainted love, it’s toxic love sweepstakes on steroids. “Once I ran to you, now I run from you”: has there ever been a more economical expression of romantic tragedy, the merest shift of tense and preposition?
But the apotheosis of this song only happens off the album, on the 1982 12-inch dance version, paired with “Where Did Our Love Go?” A casual Holland-Dozier-Holland masterpiece for The Supremes in 1964, the latter song here aligns thematically without fuss — though misplaced love must take a backseat to tainted love any day. Ball riffs and noodles during the two-minute transition, an extended difficult-to-dance-to synth solo, complete with apparent down-spin to nothing but the beat.
The familiar Supremes tune then seems to rise out of the floor itself, high and sweet. Fingers begin to snap in time, and Almond whispers himself into the second phase of this tour de force, held together by those mesmerizing double-doots, still with us. The album version of “Tainted Love” clocked in at just 2:34, the radio single slightly longer at 2:41. The first dance version of the two songs was almost nine minutes (!), itself extended to just over eleven minutes in a later release. Don’t leave the dancefloor, people!
When Soft Cell released a video version of the 1981 song, on Non-Stop Exotic Video Show (issued on Betamax and Laser Disk – awesome!), it featured Ball dressed as a cricketer meeting a toga-clad Almond on Mount Olympus. I don’t know what that means, and I don’t want to know. We’ve just got to – doot doot — dance those nine to eleven minutes of New Age blues, and bliss.
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