Grok My Enthusiasm (51)
December 28, 2016
One in a weekly series of enthusiastic posts contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars.
Compared directly to most other fruits, the feijoa will usually disappoint. Even its alternate name, “pineapple guava,” invites comparison to something bigger, more famous, and likely sweeter. Those who encounter a feijoa for the first time, if they’re unlucky and get it unripe, will complain that it tastes like soap and wax; those who get lucky, finding it soft but not rotten, wrinkled but far from shriveled, may still find soapy, waxy overtones.
Nor is the egg-shaped, just above egg-sized fruit visually prepossessing: with its less-than-lustrous rind, Kelly green or forest green: from across a table, you might see it as a gargantuan olive. If you look for feijoas at grocers outside New Zealand they’ll be, if not outnumbered, then outshone, dwarfed by coconuts and papayas, or dazzled into obscurity by the carnelians and oranges of dragonfruit and horned melon beside them in the tropical-fruit stall. They don’t even have the hairy, homely, kid-friendly reverse charm of the kiwi fruit, that success story which the Feijoa Growers Association of New Zealand hopes — likely in vain — to replicate.
And that’s another reason to like them. A ripe or nearly ripe feijoa has pineapple, passion fruit, banana, and bitter apple notes, which vary from fruit to fruit (along with the soapy waxiness): sometimes you’ll get a hint of Brie. It’s two kinds of soft inside, with two kinds of smooth pulp, one pale, opaque and milky yellow and one — arranged inside the other — semitransparent, a gel. It’s tart and sweet and creamy in almost equal measure — especially if you consume the thin skin, as you should. It’s neither remarkably soft (like passion fruit, or ripe persimmon) nor crispy-robust, nor bland. It’s exotic, if you are American or European or (as far as I know) African, though not if you’re from NZ, which means that merely holding on in the hand may remind you how relative, how contingent, ideas like “exotic” and “novel” can be.
Better yet, it’s not simple: it stands out from other delectable fruits (for me, at least) because it is such an appropriate symbol for compromise, for complexity, for any part of life — from economic policy to a child’s bedtime — that can’t be described in one phrase, in one way: it’s a pineapple banana passion fruit apple! it’s an autumn fruit (but Southern autumn) and a tart one (but not so tart), and sweet (but bitter)… The feijoa has to be called this-but-that, this-and-this-and-also-that, not-this-but-the-other-and-then, if you want to describe it at all. It would be nice to see compromise, and complexity, get more attention almost anywhere in the world right now. But I’m willing to start in a Kiwi backyard, or else in a lucky fruit aisle.
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