Grok My Enthusiasm (8)
March 2, 2016
One in a weekly series of enthusiastic posts contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars.
Walking routes exist in the mind, not as geological facts. They may be reified on maps and in literature, but they’re ultimately imaginary. Walks are the preserve of human minds, not tectonic plates; and the minds preserving the Lyke Wake Walk have a certain trainspotterly dedication. It’s very much a cult walk and, I’d argue, a cultural production equal to a book or film or indeed any other great saunter.
The Lyke Wake Walk is a 40-mile amble over North Yorkshire moorland with a time limit of 24 hours. It’s always meant something to me, the words LYKE WAKE WALK standing in my mind like obelisks, set in the stone typeface used on film posters for epics like Ben Hur. It’s part of family lore: My dad made a crossing in 1969 while hungover from a drinking session the previous evening. On a family holiday in 1988, we chanced across the standing stone marking the endpoint of the walk so there’s a photo of my sister and me standing at it like a pair of shell-suited druids. In 2011, I tackled the walk and failed it gloriously after 34 miles and 13 hours; pain, misery, and sense convincing me to stop. Kinky, I’ll doubtless try again.
There’s a strong culture surrounding it all. You can drink Lyke Wake ale at the Golden Lion Inn near the foot of the walk, surrounded with relevant maps, artefacts and poetry. There’s a unique and very funny vocabulary around the walk: people who complete a crossing are called dirgers and witches, while those who complete multiple crossings are awarded “degrees” and called “masters of misery” or “doctors of dolefulness.” Degrees are awarded by the Lyke Wake Club who also publish literature about the walk and monitor its unfolding history. Dirgers can file an account of their walk there and buy a coffin-shaped button badge to proclaim their victory. The club’s yearly gatherings are called wakes, at which one is, according to the club website, “expected to dress with appropriate funereal solemnity”.
Why the gothic imagery? Well, the experience of the walk can leave the unprepared feeling quite close to the reaper. Each painful, contemplative step makes the walk feel like a gradual, cumulative suicide: it was on the walk I learned the word “ochlothanasia”, meaning “death by numbers.” But deep in rural England — a mystical place at the best of times with its panthers, crop circles and green men — the walk is steeped with folklore: it takes its name from a folk song called the “Lyke Wake Dirge,” which refers to watching (wake) over a corpse (lyke) and the journey of the soul into purgatory.
If, like me, you’re a city slicker with a tendency to get one’s annual exposure to the natural world over with in a single, almighty blast to the face, the Lyke Wake Walk is a thorough way of doing so. Hipster cynicism fades: when you’re navigating tree roots in the woods or marvelling at the view from the trig point, you’ll not regret buying the boots.
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