Grok My Enthusiasm (32)
August 17, 2016
One in a weekly series of enthusiastic posts contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars.
I’ve never made an edit on Wikipedia but I love reading it. When I’m writing, nothing causes me to waste more time than falling down a Wikipedia rabbit-hole. In addition to the articles themselves, I love reading the Wikipedia Talk pages for the articles. Something about watching people lose it over mundane things is deeply fascinating to me.
While Wikipedia is known as a place where nerds write articles about the minutiae of games, movies and televisions shows, Wikipedia Talk is where people argue about the merits of such minutiae. There is quite a bit of humor and sarcasm on Talk pages. On the Talk page for “Fart”, someone jokes that women “do not fart.” Wikipedia contributors will often remind people in the Talk section that it is not the place for discussion of a topic, it is the place for discussion of the article — but often this line is blurred or the rule is flat-out ignored.
For example, in the Talk section for the article about Furby, the animatronic toy, one contributor tells a tale that ends in a warning to readers that there is no such thing as a Swarovski Crystal Edition Furby. This isn’t part of the actual article.
Sometimes, contributors will take to Talk with questions about the veracity of things they heard somewhere. In the “Tickling” Talk section, one contributor claims her mother’s sorority used tickling as hazing and wonders if anyone else had heard of this sort of thing. Another user replied to the comment with a photo called “sorority initiation.” The file was removed, and I’m not sure what the photo was.
Other people just use the Talk space as a canvas for their creative writing endeavors, writing lengthy tales that might be best saved for a memoir or therapist.
Often there are lengthy arguments over the merits of a photo contained in the argument. In the Talk section of the “Indecent Exposure” article, there is a significant argument about what the content of a photo of indecent exposure should be. Is a guy in a trench coat, clearly flashing people enough? Should there be nudity? What about free speech? FREE SPEECH! On any article about sexual things, there’s usually an argument about the photo.
But my favorite Talk sections are where people air passionate beliefs that aren’t that imporant. One person titled a section “Pizza pie is not a pie!!!!!!!!!” While the original poster presented simple declaration, these spats really shine when someone brings facts to the table. A user nicknamed “Geoff” ponders the line between calzones and pies and what truly constitutes a pie crust.
The gift of Wikipedia Talk is this: Any topic that you can think of is on Wikipedia, so there is likely a Talk section where people are arguing about some aspect of it.
GROK MY ENTHUSIASM: Rob Wringham on THE THEORY AND PRACTICE OF LUNCH | Gordon Dahlquist on WEEKEND | Joe Alterio on MILLION YEAR PICNIC | Adrienne Crew on LA BARONNE EMILE D’ERLANGER | Josh Glenn on THE SURVIVAL SAMPLER | Alix Lambert on THE SKIES BELONG TO US | Adam McGovern on PENELOPE and CHAVEZ RAVINE | Rob Wringham on THE LYKE WAKE WALK | Mark Kingwell on NORTH STAR SNEAKERS & GWG JEANS | Gordon Dahlquist on FELLINI SATYRICON | Erik Davis on AH! | Devin McKinney on WHISPERING AFRAID | Mimi Lipson on 1973 SEARS ROEBUCK CATALOG | Jessamyn West on MOSS | Josh Glenn on THE SCOUT HOW BOOK | Brian Berger on SLACKER | Alix Lambert on ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS | Chelsey Johnson on MONOTREMES | Devin McKinney on THE BUTCHER COVER | Flourish Klink on ONE DIRECTION | Gordon Dahlquist on FULL METAL JACKET | Allegra Huston on CLOTHESLINE | Jenny Davidson on POWERLIFTING | Evan Narcisse on REZ | Deborah Wassertzug on VEGETARIAN MEATBALLS | Chris Spurgeon on WALLACE AND GROMIT | Mandy Keifetz on BENEFICIAL MICROBES | Annie Nocenti on MARKS ON WALLS | Molly Sauter on THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF | William Nericcio on LAND OF THE LOST | Dan Fox on “VOICE OF GOD” RADIO DJS | Brandi Brown on WIKIPEDIA TALK | Claire Lehmann on THE APPARATUS REVEAL | Alice Boone on COSTUME JEWELRY | Colin Dickey on WIDESPREAD PANIC | Anshuman Iddamsetty on THE FULL BODY PROJECT | John Hilgart on MAKING GRATEFUL DEAD ALBUMS | Rob Wringham on STEVEN UNIVERSE | John Overholt on DECKLE EDGES | James Hannaham on HABIT PATTERNS | Jessamyn West on THE PUBLIC LIBRARY SYSTEM | Adam McGovern on THE SPACE GIANTS | Brian Berger on MEDIUM COOL | Chris Spurgeon on THE DUNNING-KRUGER EFFECT | Joe Alterio on TABLETOP WARGAMING | Mimi Lipson on TRASH PICKING | Jason Grote on CZECH CINEMA | Roxane Gay on AUTOMATED CAR WASH | Dan Fox on JULIA DAVIS | Amy Thielen on BINGO | Steph Burt on FEIJOA.
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