December 13, 2017
One in a series of enthusiastic posts, contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars during 2017, on the subject of our favorite squads.
The original Seven Soldiers of Victory were a team of second-tier superheroes who appeared in Leading Comics in the early 1940s, and reappeared in various forms in the ’70s and ’80s. The version I adore, though, appeared as a cluster of 30 comic books — seven four-issue miniseries and two “bookends” — written by Grant Morrison, drawn by eight different artists, and published in 2005 and 2006. All of Morrison’s soldiers had been bopping around DC Comics in some form for decades: a time-displaced knight of the Arthurian era, a newspaper-sponsored strongman, a disenchanted magician, an escape artist, a “witch boy” from a quasi-Puritan subterranean civilization, a woman whose special abilities have been forced on her by a superpower fetishist, and Frankenstein’s monster (who is fond of quoting Milton).
The team formula demands that these misfits learn to work together and appreciate each other’s gifts. The brilliance of Morrison’s take on that formula is that his Seven Soldiers not only don’t deliberately act as a team, their respective spheres of perception are so far apart that they aren’t aware of each other’s existence. (In each of their stories, we see traces of some of the others’ presence; a couple of them cross paths, very briefly, near the end.) And yet their actions, in concert, save everything.
The various Soldiers’ worldviews aren’t much like mine, either; even if I lived in their miraculous universe, I’d probably be unaware of most of them, too. But I love the idea of collectively bettering the world with people who are so different from me that we can only imagine who our secret allies might be. At her moment of greatest need, Zatanna, the magician, addresses Seven Soldiers‘ reader directly: “Whatever you are,” she says, “help me before it’s too late.” And she presses her hand against the surface of the printed page, from the inside, at just the size of my own hand.
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