October 11, 2017
One in a series of enthusiastic posts, contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars during 2017, on the subject of our favorite squads.
Sydney, Australia, 1946. A not terrific movie called A Song to Remember starring Cornel Wilde as a young Frederic Chopin is a surprise hit with Sydney youth, playing to packed houses for months on end. Astute barbers around Darlinghurst and Kings Cross, where the rebellious element hangs out, start offering a “Cornel Wilde” cut: a kind of a pre-Elvis, bushy brushback.
Meanwhile at the nearest surf beach, Bondi, there’s conflict between swimmers and board-riders. Regulations are put in place making surfboard riding illegal except for members of the local surf club, kind of a voluntary lifeguard-cadet thing, with military like discipline. Indie surfers ignore the ban. A “beach inspector” steps in, lays charges against a board rider. Angry scenes. The press arrive, note that the rebels have Cornel Wilde haircuts. More journalistic digging reveals that away from the beach the Cornel Wilde Boys wear zoot suits and drape shape coats, or Levis with turned up cuffs, and jive to covers of west coast US jump rhythm and blues.
That same beach inspector, one Aub Laidlaw, is also carrying out a one-man campaign against “immodesty” on the beach, fining girls wearing two-piece (”French”) bathing suits, or who undo their bra straps while sunbaking (not kidding). Then the shock: the “Cornel Wilde Boys” the Bikini Girls, bobby soxers turn out to be sort of one big bunch. Has to stop.
A reporter quotes a Cornel Wilde Boy saying that the old surf club goons are jealous, “gnashing what few teeth they have left,” because the young indie board riders are attracting the girls. Cops start patrolling the beach. Eventually, areas are designated for non-club board riders at all the Sydney beaches.
Cornel Wilde Boys surface in the yellow press from time to time over the next few years, as folk demons-lite, but they’re totally forgotten with the coming of rock’n’roll in the 1950s. I grew up in oceanside Sydney, but the first I heard of them was in the late 1990s, from a retro-clothing maven. (I knew of Aub Laidlaw though: he was still bikini-busting in the 1960s.)
The Cornel Wilde Boys were never that much of a moral panic, really, but it’s noteworthy that in that early pre-surfer, pre-rocker, pre-mod manifestation of youth culture, the surfboard, the zoot suit, the bikini, blue jeans, bobby socks, greasy brushbacks, jive and rhythm & blues music could all happily co-exist under one banner.
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