August 9, 2017
One in a series of enthusiastic posts, contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars during 2017, on the subject of our favorite squads.
The very first squad-love grabs us hard by the throat, as effective as a Vulcan nerve pinch, sometimes against our better judgment, before our judgment is fully formed.
That’s my line about The Mod Squad (1968–1973), and why I still get a rush thinking about Linc leaning down to give Julie a friendly kiss — not the first interracial kiss on television, but surely the grooviest (despite Lt. Uhura’s undeniable hotness).
“One black, one white, one blonde” — I know, I know, even as a kid I was aware something was off. It was 1960s television in all its sexist, exploitative and manipulative glory. Julie doesn’t even get the dignity of an ethnicity, she’s just a hair color!
Three hippies go undercover to save their skins and solve crimes, selling out their fellow counterculture trippers — who usually turn out to be the bad guys after all — in the process. This weekly reassurance of hippies collaborating, if grudgingly, with cops mollified square parents while seducing pre-teens like me with its relentless style — Linc in that astonishing globular afro and an array of striped pants purring “solid” and “keep the faith.” Julie of the impeccable proportions poured into a paisley mini-skirt or mango colored bell-bottoms, forever getting in or out of the ultimate boogie-mobile, the Woodie, a green and wood-paneled Mercury station wagon that couldn’t possibly outrun any of the Porsches and Jaguars it went up against.
Somehow, despite the morally bankrupt premise, the show managed to touch on the grittier undercurrents of the 1960s that most prime-time TV back then didn’t even acknowledge; abortion, homelessness, revolution, and race. There was something about the rapport between Julie, Linc, and Pete that transcended the After-School Special quality of the plotlines and lent them some subtlety. The crew was believably hip, probably because actors Clarence Williams III, Peggy Lipton, and Michael Cole had lived it all. Clarence was the son of a jazz musician and raised in 1950s Harlem by his grandmother; Peggy a child-abuse victim turned Topanga Canyon love child; and Michael Cole a fatherless, sometimes homeless alcoholic by 12, married with a kid at 16.
Instead of winking at the tackiness of their Hollywood portrayal, the Mod Squad played it straight, in the best sense of the word, affirming for me, as a 10-year-old, that even The Man couldn’t defeat these survivors and their bond, that even in their indentured servitude to both Hollywood and Captain Greer, they were inconceivably cool.
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