October 18, 2017
One in a series of enthusiastic posts, contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars during 2017, on the subject of our favorite squads.
Nobody has a “squad,” really, and that terrible loneliness is why #squadgoals has become a social-media fantasy in this time of being utterly alone while never left alone. Squad goals are empty wishes: If I had a social group, it would be the greatest and most heroic, the most tolerant and enlightened of any squad.
A small, tightly bound group, doing good works yet being quiet about it — this is an impossibility in our time of pointless and constant overexposure. No good deed goes unposted, and not even the dimmest light is content to be under a bowl.
The moral outlaw lives outside the law, outside of society even while working to correct it. And then they catch you and nail you to a tree or feed you to the lions and throw your corpse in the hole.
There were “Secret Christians” of the early church, communicating in code, sharing food and wine in private homes, whispering in the marketplace, hiding from the Empire. There were underground societies hoping to point the world to enlightened humanism, from the Rosicrucians to the Underground Railroad. And by the 1970s, there were political radicals around the Western World, tiny terror cells sworn to blood oaths.
The Monkey Wrench Gang, the half-fictionalized adventures of Edward Abbey’s late-night drunken rebellion against billboards and land rape, is an Old West gang for the Vietnam War era. It is diverse for its time: the Jewish ballerina and outraged feminist-socialist Bonnie Abzug, the environmentalist river-running Jack-Mormon polygamist Seldom Seen Smith, the dirty-old-man surgeon Doc Sarvis, and the shellshocked special forces soldier George Washington Hayduke. Barely able to tolerate each other yet deeply loyal to the cause, these four accept the holy mission to save the American Southwest from America. Somebody’s got to do it.
Their symbolic deeds — public prayers for the destruction of Glen Canyon Dam, torching billboards that block the view of the desert — give way to that doomed notion to make a real difference, blow something up, give a hoot! And like the real Earth First! that grew from the novel that grew from a real Monkey Wrench Gang half-remembered by Abbey from his beatnik days at the University of New Mexico, Hayduke and his gang ultimately fail, ultimately doing “more harm than good,” but in the process they create a legend that lights up other movements, from the mundane but necessary work of regulating carbon and toxins to the romantic but doomed last stands to stop a nuclear plant or fossil-fuel pipeline.
And if I was the kind of irresponsible adult who still collected survey stakes for my desert campfire, I would surely cover my face in a sweaty bandanna during the commission of the crime, Monkey Wrench Gang-style.
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