December 20, 2017
One in a series of enthusiastic posts, contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars during 2017, on the subject of our favorite squads.
The countercultural ferment of the late Sixties and early Seventies churned up a slew of Anarchisto Art Theatres driven by an eager glee to offend. These weren’t full-blown bohemian scenes, but tighter constellations of talent, rarely more than twenty people, dotted around the country. Communitarian ideals about live/work/sex/drugs/create lingered into the mid-seventies producing the Cockettes in San Francisco with their Nocturnal Dream Show at the Palace Theater, John Waters’ Dreamlanders in Baltimore and Provincetown, the original Rocky Horror Picture Show on stage in London, Charles Ludlam and John Vacarro’s Theater of the Ridiculous (the prototype for these groups) in downtown Manhattan, and my squad of choice, The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo from Los Angeles.
Best known today as the wacky cabaret precursor to the New Wave band Oingo Boingo (which is itself now somewhat overshadowed by Danny Elfman’s soundtrack career) The Mystic Knights carved out an uniquely Angeleno take on performance art. Triangulating between Dr. Demento, Ernic Kovacs’ Nairobi Trio and the loopiest Betty Boop cartoons they served up arty provocations with high entertainment value.
It all began when the ginger-haired Brothers Elfman left their native Los Angeles to join Jérôme Savary’s Le Grand Magic Circus in Paris (another such theatrical collective). Thus initiated as children of paradise, Rick married and absconded with the leading lady, Marie-Pascal, and teen prodigy Danny composed his first show. While Danny detoured through Africa to study exotic percussion Rick returned to L.A. pulling together an ensemble of talented, jazz-sharp musicians including Steve Bartek, Sluggo Phipps, Johnny Vatos — and promptly put them in gorilla suits. Because while Cab Calloway covers are fun, it’s the height of spectacle to have a Chinese New Year dragon rampaging through a pile of mime-faced musicians in front of do-it-yourself backdrops of German Expressionism.
The younger Elfman was folded back into the mix, and soon they were all pounding out extended gamelan scores in Noh masks for Balinese dancers, or crooning along to the Fleischer Brothers’ Bimbo’s Initiation. The Mystic Knights finally broke through with a legendary Gong Show performance of unbridled mayhem culminating in a rocket-shaped cod piece ejaculating glitter. They won decisively. Their shows began to sell out and filmmakers put them in the movies for delicious dashes of pre-punk weirdness. Their sole recording during this era was the novelty exploitation single “I Want My Baby Back,” a pretty doo-wop number about Patty Hearst.
The great artifact of the Mystic Knights is the cult film Forbidden Zone directed by Richard Elfman, scored by Danny Elfman, cowritten by Matthew Bright (who played Squeeze-It and went on to direct Freeway), starring Hervé Villechaize as King Fausto and the incomparable Susan Tyrell as Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension. Imagine the scene as Tyrell and Villechaize became lovers, with the École des Beaux-Arts trained Hervé helping to paint the Caligarian sets designed by Marie-Pascal. With something to offend everybody, Forbidden Zone seemed to herald a new punkish cinematic sensibility, but really was the last great act of The Mystic Knights. Danny split off the musicians for the leaner, ska-inflected Oingo Boingo which arrived on the airwaves even as Forbidden Zone took up its rightful place on the Midnight Movie circuit. Though the evolution of Oingo Boingo from outré cabaret to New Wave icons is a singular transformation, it is that lost Dada Vaudeville era of the early Seventies which fascinates me.
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