NERD YOUR ENTHUSIASM (25)
December 27, 2021
One in a series of 25 enthusiastic posts, contributed by 25 HILOBROW friends and regulars, on the topic of (one of) their nerdy obsessions.
I am nearly incapable of applying the word “nerd” to myself. Not because the word is alien to me, but because its state is so close. You see, I know too many true nerds. While I may regularly have been called one myself — long ago, long before the word was anything other than a dull-edged adolescent pejorative — I now feel, as a cartoonish nerd in the modern sense might put it, unworthy. It arguably was true way back when, but in any case has become less and less so since.
I may enjoy homebrew synthesizers, but not with the passion, let alone knowledge, of the synthesizer nerds I know. I may plumb PDFs on the physics of sound, but not with the comprehension of science nerds I know. I may appreciate the role of sound in art, but not with the thoroughness of gallery nerds I know. I may love droning doom metal, or atmospheric instrumental hip-hop, or binaural environmental field recordings, or underscored movie soundtracks, or nascent polyphony. However, I cannot claim to do so with the cyclopean focus of the respective nerds whom I have gotten to know in person and, oh yes, on the internet.
The internet has expanded my access to stores of knowledge, and the greatest access is proximity to knowledge’s human vessels. If I want to understand some arcane squiggle in the margins of a piece of sheet music, I know nerds to ask. If I want to understand why two pieces of musical equipment are not getting along, I know nerds to ask. If I want to understand why a specific movie cue is missing from a particular soundtrack album, I know nerds to ask. If I recognize a certain unfamiliar (to me) producer as the connective tissue between disparate record albums, I know nerds to ask. If I am confused why a record label suddenly stopped putting out albums many years ago, I know nerds to ask. If I want to know what species of bird is singing outside my living room window each morning, I know nerds to ask.
To the extent that I am in any way vaguely a nerd, it is because I am an aspiring nerd: at best a nerd of diehard nerds. As someone else cursed with human limitations once said, I perceive only a tiny fraction; I can know much more. I could complain about feeling trapped by my own shortcomings, but my nerd friends and associates expand my capacity when I can’t even express these things properly. The nerds I know are not encyclopedias because encyclopedia entries tend to be brief. These nerds are libraries in human form, and all the more so collectively: capacious reservoirs of information, information collated idiosyncratically, perhaps, but available generously, gregariously.
NERD YOUR ENTHUSIASM: INTRODUCTION by Peggy Nelson | Andrew Sempere on NERDING | Blanca Rego on RAIN | Lucy Sante on PSEUDO-AMERICAN PSEUDONYMS OF FRENCH PULP WRITERS DURING WWII | Heather Cole on AMERICAN GIRL | Nicholas Rombes on OLD GEOLOGY SURVEY BOOKS WITH MAP INSERTS | Susan Roe on TIME | Mark Kingwell on SCALE MODELS | Jessamyn West on THE POST OFFICE | Josh Glenn on ARDUIN | Vanessa Berry on NEWSAGENCY AESTHETICS | Toby Ferris on BRITISH/EALING WW2 FILMS | Annie Nocenti on MOSS | Adam McGovern on JOAN SEMMEL | Gabriela Pedranti on ILLUSTRATED BOOKS | Miranda Mellis on DOUBT | Tom Nealon on PAGE EDGES | Mandy Keifetz on KLINGON CONFIDENTIAL (NOVEL EXCERPT) | Eric Weisbard on SUMMATIONS | Kio Stark on LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CLASSIFICATION CODES | Charlie Mitchell on REPO MAN | James Parker on SEINFELD | Heather Kapplow on NOTHING | Russell Bennetts on MODE 7 | Vijay Parthasarathy on VIRTUAL TRAVEL | Marc Weidenbaum on NERD PROXIMITY.
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