Crom Your Enthusiasm (24)

By: Tom Nealon
August 26, 2015

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One of 25 installments in a series of posts analyzing and celebrating a few of our favorite fantasy novels from the Thirties (1934–1943). Enjoy!

TWO SOUGHT ADVENTURE | FRITZ LEIBER | 1939

There were never heroes quite like Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser.

If previous fantasy protagonists were unbeatable, inscrutable, larger-than-life figures descended from Achilles, Beowulf, and Gilgamesh, Leiber’s antiheroes were emotional, greedy, scheming wrecks. Remarkably resistant to any sort of self-improvement or character development, Fafhrd, the loud, open and violent Viking, and the Gray Mouser, the slight, sullen cut-purse and duelist, are flung about by their own desires. If they occasionally appear to have grown, it is just another mood striking them — one that will soon pass or be bellowed out by Fafhrd, repressed and internalized by the Mouser. Over time, their flaws crystallize into a sort of perfection; they are two great failed models of manhood.

In the novella Two Sought Adventure (later reissued as The Jewels in the Forest), Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser are set upon by brigands, drink and revel with some locals, set an ambush for their previous ambushers, and murder their arch-rival — all before the meat of the story begins. Men are not enough to set against this pair, so the ancient, malevolent land itself has to rise up against them, impossibly, murderously matching their greed and skill and unbreakable friendship with dread and death and weirdness. Which is so like the life of a 13-year-old reader, isn’t it? Or a 40-year-old reader.

Although the world is aligned against them and bent on their destruction, Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser will escape: battered, bloodied, unbowed, and thankfully unimproved, having learned and accomplished nothing. Blown here and there by their wants, they will wind up back on the road on which they began. All the victories and adulation of heroes past are never going to ring more true than that.

Unknown (Aug 1939), in which this story first appeared
Unknown (Aug 1939), in which this story first appeared

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