Crom Your Enthusiasm (17)
August 19, 2015
One of 25 installments in a series of posts analyzing and celebrating a few of our favorite fantasy novels from the Thirties (1934–1943). Enjoy!
THE GREEN CHILD | HERBERT READ | 1935
I’m a doctoral student. I study political movements and violent revolutions. I spend the bulk of my time folded into quiet corners of municipal libraries reading the long histories of people trying to make better worlds. So it is no great surprise that I am a sucker for a book that is a thinly disguised fable about the ideal life cycle of Jacobean philosopher kings whose best friends are underground beetles the size of cats.
Though initially masquerading as a manic pixie dream girl fairy tale (disillusioned young university man encounters an actual pixie, is rewarded with a strangely ethnographically focused trip to Fairyland which somehow makes everything better), Herbert Read’s The Green Child pulls an abrupt shift fifty pages in, going from an awkwardly gendered story of damsel-rescue to one of full-on Jacobean revolutionary world-building, as Read’s hero Olivero tells the eponymous Green Child about his role in the coup d’état which established the tiny South American republic of Roncador, kicking out the Anglo-Euro colonizers and creating a democratic utopia. After establishing a self-sustaining constitution and political system which ensures long-term indigenous control of both political and economic power, he fakes his own death, framing a “North American prospector” (a.k.a, thinly veiled specter of lurking racialized extractive colonial capitalism) in the process, and flees the continent to end his days enjoying the hedonistic life of the mind in the Green Child’s nameless crystal-worshipping civilization in a curiously well-ventilated isolated cave system underneath the English moors.
So that happened.
Once there, Olivero slowly learns to abandon the assumptions and need for external influence that enabled him to thrive as the temporary benevolent philosopher-king of Roncador and throws himself into the regimented, internally focused life-cycle offered by the Green Child’s underground world. He progresses through the ages of sex, craft, and social thought, before arriving at my favorite age: that wonderful day when you replace your friends with an enormous friendly beetle named Cypher, and wander in circles through a cave system talking to yourself. Part of me thinks that the doctoral process in North America could stand to be improved by recognizing the importance of cat-sized beetles to maintaining mental health while pursuing a solitary, but still deeply joyful, life of the mind.
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