Crom Your Enthusiasm (18)
August 20, 2015
One of 25 installments in a series of posts analyzing and celebrating a few of our favorite fantasy novels from the Thirties (1934–1943). Enjoy!
TARZAN AND THE LION MAN | EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS | serialized 1933–35
When Edgar Rice Burroughs was frustrated with the folks at MGM, who in 1932 had cast Johnny Weissmuller as the grunting lead of Tarzan the Ape Man, he put pen to paper and created Tarzan and the Lion Man, a delightful modern-day tragicomedy of arrogance and privilege.
The seventeenth Tarzan novel is over 80 years old, now, but its self-reflexive quality suggests that it might almost have been written yesterday. A Hollywood production company sets out to create a Tarzan-type movie like no other — and foolheartedly launches a production team on a safari deep into the jungles of Africa. Here’s the pitch: “You see, this fellow’s born in the Jungle and brought up by a lioness. He pals around with the lions all his life — doesn’t know any other friends. The lion is king of beasts; when the boy grows up he’s king of the lions; so he bosses the whole menagerie. See? Big shot of the jungle.”
The B.O. Studio’s half-cocked venture provokes the story’s narrator to comment, “We are all either the victims or the beneficiaries of heredity and environment.” In Burroughs’s story, of course, the victims of heredity and environment are not the native Africans, but the privileged Hollywood-types who recklessly blaze their way through the jungle. As they find themselves at the mercy of an unfamiliar environment, the movie’s cast and crew are quickly stripped of the illusion of confidence and importance that make them so powerful in their own milieu. If the novel’s dialogue sometimes sounds like an old Bogart movie, that’s at least partly because it’s poking fun at Hollywood clichés of the time, when Bogart was just getting his start; and it uncannily predicts — by two decades — the production of Bogart and Hepburn’s The African Queen, which John Huston’s Hollywood team filmed in the African jungle.
The gritty African adventure and the author’s sly sarcasm make this a fun story, but Burroughs’s characters — a whimsical study of opposites — make it truly satisfying. Stanley Obrosky, the lead actor, is a doppelgänger for Tarzan but possesses the bravery of a mouse. Naomi Madison, the fragile starlet in the film, meanwhile, has a stunt double, Rhonda, who can “act circles around her” and is tough as nails. Tarzan himself, meanwhile, ends up taking a screen-test for a role in a jungle movie — but it’s determined that he is just not the type. In this novel, as in real life, the true heroes rarely get credit or recognition. Being heroes, however, they don’t really care.
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