WOWEE ZOWEE (30)

By: David Hirmes
July 25, 2018

One in a series of enthusiastic posts, contributed by HILOBROW friends and regulars, on the subject of our favorite albums of the Nineties (1994–2003). A new installment in this series will appear each Wednesday during 2018.

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DOPETHRONE | ELECTRIC WIZARD | 2000

I was raised in Jersey in the ’80s when metal was about speeeeed. Master of Puppets! Reign in Blood! Our goddamned minds were blown, our skinny fists shook, we got carpal tunnel trying to downpick like James Hetfield. We were metal nerds and our heroes had the same shitty mullets we had! Our denim patches were their denim patches. It was the music we had been waiting for, that distorted crunch, the thump thump double bass drum, and satan satan satan. How could it get any heavier?

Well it took some time. First thing that happened was I left Jersey and it turns out there are other kinds of music. So thank you college for the Bad Brains, Fugazi, Sonic Youth, Pavement, VU, Billie Holiday, Tom Waits, and the goiter of musical snobbery. Nirvana also happened, which led to Melvins, and there it stopped so I could move to the city and listen to, what? Chemical Brothers? Flaming Lips? It’s not important. Point is, a friend at work one day said “Oh, you were into metal? Have you heard Electric Wizard?” I had not.

So the album cover of Dopethrone is black and white and blurry and shows Satan smoking a bong. With, I dunno, wispy hooded figures watching from afar, maybe? Which is, yes, perfect, except remember that now I’ve been to college and live in the big city and all the mullet photos have been burned, so yeah I’m an insufferable snob and this thing looks goofy. I mean, Slayer covers were scary — they took Satan seriously.

It was the second track, “Funeralopolis” that got me. Not at first though: the song starts out with a kind of lazy, clean riff with a little jammy noodling and even has some “Sweat Leaf”-style coughing and I’m thinking ho hum and then HOLY MOTHER OF GOD the full riff comes in and the veil was lifted. The riff was so sloooow I could feel my atoms vibrating. It was so fuzzed out and thick that only me and the mountain trolls could hear all the frequencies. I raised my skinny fists to the sky and could see the spaces in between the stars. And reader: I wasn’t even high.

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WOWEE ZOWEE: Stephanie Burt on UNISEX | Anindita Basu Sempere on UNDER THE PINK | Mark Kingwell on DUMMY | Bill Nericcio on AMOR PROHIBIDO | Sherri Wasserman on HIPS AND MAKERS | Mimi Lipson on THANK YOU | John Overholt on BEN FOLDS FIVE | Jordan Ellenberg on GET LOST | Chelsey Johnson on PERSONAL BEST | Marilyn Snell on MAXINQUAYE | Dan Fox on DIFFERENT CLASS | Devin McKinney on IF YOU’RE FEELING SINISTER | Alice Boone on MTV UNPLUGGED (ALICE IN CHAINS) | Rob Wringham on SPICE | Joe Alterio on BEATS, RHYMES AND LIFE | Jason Loeffler on SECOND TOUGHEST IN THE INFANTS | Rick Pinchera on EITHER/OR | Josh Glenn on THE LONESOME CROWDED WEST | Jennifer Krasinski on SUPA DUPA FLY | Sara Ryan on DIG ME OUT | Luc Sante on MEZZANINE | Molly Wright Steenson on I CAN HEAR THE HEART BEATING AS ONE | Franklin Bruno on ENGLAND MADE ME | Michael Campochiaro on IS THIS DESIRE? | Adrienne Crew on CALIFORNICATION | Drew Daniel on I SEE A DARKNESS | Veda Hille on THE SOFT BULLETIN | Vanessa Berry on TEENAGE SNUFF FILM | Tom Kipp on GET SKINTIGHT | David Hirmes on DOPETHRONE | John Hilgart on YORK BLVD. | Deborah Wassertzug on JOURNEY TO THE END OF THE NIGHT | Adam McGovern on INVINCIBLE SUMMER | Brian Berger on TIRED SOUNDS OF… | Michael Grasso on MUSIC HAS THE RIGHT TO CHILDREN | Jen Collins on HURRAH | Flourish Klink on THE TEACHES OF PEACHES | Judith Zissman on TALLAHASSEE | Lauren Oliver on SOUND-DUST | Jason Cohen on IS THIS IT | Matthew De Abaitua on THE RAINBOW CHILDREN | Jenny Davidson on TIME (THE REVELATOR) | Crystal Durant on LIVE THROUGH THIS | Gordon Dahlquist on GARBAGE | Erin M. Routson on WASHING MACHINE | Carl Wilson on TEMPTING | Jessamyn West on ALL HAIL WEST TEXAS | Kaleb Horton on STREETCORE | Tom Nealon on BAZOOKA TOOTH | Erik Davis on DOPESMOKER | David Levine on FEVER TO TELL | Deb Chachra on MASS ROMANTIC.

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