King Goshawk (1)

By: Eimar O'Duffy
January 2, 2014

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The 1926 satirical sf novel King Goshawk and the Birds, by Irish playwright and novelist Eimar O’Duffy, is set in a future world devastated by progress. When King Goshawk, the supreme ruler among a caste of “king capitalists,” buys up all the wildflowers and songbirds, an aghast Dublin philosopher travels via the astral plane to Tír na nÓg. First the mythical Irish hero Cúchulainn, then his son Cuanduine, travel to Earth in order to combat the king capitalists. Thirty-five years before the hero of Robert Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land, these well-meaning aliens discover that cultural forms and norms are the most effective barrier to social or economic revolution.

“The book is full of wit and imagination and saturated with the Irish spirit,” a reviewer for The Spectator wrote at the time. “Its fault is that it is too long.”

HILOBROW is pleased to serialize King Goshawk and the Birds, which has long been out of print, in its entirety. A new installment will appear each week.

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BOOK I: A Corner in Melody

Chapter 1: The pillow-chat of Goshawk and Guzzelinda

Goshawk the Wheat King and Guzzelinda his Queen, sitting up in the royal bed in the Palace of Manhattan, held conversation thus:

Said Goshawk: “You did well in marrying me, my dear; for it was well said by some one or other: ‘Happy is the wife of a Successful Man’; and am I not the world’s greatest success, and the Biggest Man that ever was in all time? The Wheat of the world is mine. Tea, Sugar, and Milk are my vassals. Coal and Oil are my tributaries. As my Laureate sang yesterday:

Under my ukase sun and rain
May shine for naught and fall in vain—

and if there’s poetic licence in the couplet, why, there’s truth in it too. Big is your husband, my dear, and big are his interests. Aren’t you happy?”

“That’s all very well,” Guzzelinda answered. “But it was a wise man who said: ‘Call no man a success until he’s dead and has carried out all he promised.’”

“Well,” said Goshawk, “I’m not dead yet, nor anything near it. But, short of that, what have I failed in, and what promise have I not performed? All that I ever coveted I own. I cannot count my riches. I do not know the limits of my power. There is not a human ear that has not heard the sound of my name. I hold the governments of the world in pawn. Parliaments dare not offend me. What ships on the sea that are not mine are of no account. I own all the airways of the world. I have set up Notre Dame de Paris here as my private chapel, and carried the Sphinx out of Egypt to adorn my gardens. The world’s best pictures clutter my galleries, and I have a lien on the remainder. My advertisements are graven on every landscape, from the Rockies to the Himalayas, from the Riviera to the Vale of Avoca, from the oases of the Sahara to the ice-cliffs of the Antarctic. There is wealth and power and publicity such as never were known before. What more could a man do? What on earth have I left undone?”

Said Guzzelinda: “You have not written your advertisement on the face of the Moon; and you have not performed the promise with which you won my girlish heart to love you.”

King Goshawk knit his brows in some annoyance. He said: “The Moon shall bear my stamp before very long: my scientists are seeing to it. But what is this other promise you speak of? You must forgive me if, after the lapse of so many busy years, I have grown forgetful.”

Said his Queen: “It’s a good saying my people have: ‘Memory falls to the bottom of a long purse.’ Have you forgotten that evening long ago in my father’s garden, when we sat and listened, hand in hand, to the song of the nightingales? and I said: ‘How sad to think how many birds are singing all over the world that I can never hear’: and you answered: ‘Darling, when I have come into my kingdom you shall have all the song-birds in the world for your very own.’”

“By the Buck!” cried King Goshawk. “I remember it now. I was young and foolish then. However, only a big man could make such a promise, and only a man as big as I am now could perform it. You shall have your birds, my dear, if they cost me a hundred millions.”

“My dear,” said his Queen, “there was never one like you for assimilating a proposition and making it right over.”

Thus far the pillow-chat of Goshawk and Guzzelinda. Now shift we our ground to the city of Dublin, between the sea and the mountains, by the bright waters of Liffey; where our feet tread more easily than on the shores of Manhattan or in the palaces of kings.

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SERIALIZED BY HILOBOOKS: Jack London’s The Scarlet Plague | Rudyard Kipling’s With the Night Mail (and “As Easy as A.B.C.”) | Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Poison Belt | H. Rider Haggard’s When the World Shook | Edward Shanks’ The People of the Ruins | William Hope Hodgson’s The Night Land | J.D. Beresford’s Goslings | E.V. Odle’s The Clockwork Man | Cicely Hamilton’s Theodore Savage | Muriel Jaeger’s The Man With Six Senses | Jack London’s “The Red One” | Philip Francis Nowlan’s Armageddon 2419 A.D. | Homer Eon Flint’s The Devolutionist | W.E.B. DuBois’s “The Comet” | Edgar Rice Burroughs’s The Moon Men | Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s Herland | Sax Rohmer’s “The Zayat Kiss” | Eimar O’Duffy’s King Goshawk and the Birds | Frances Hodgson Burnett’s The Lost Prince | Morley Roberts’s The Fugitives | Helen MacInnes’s The Unconquerable | Geoffrey Household’s Watcher in the Shadows | William Haggard’s The High Wire | Hammond Innes’s Air Bridge | James Branch Cabell’s Jurgen | John Buchan’s “No Man’s Land” | John Russell’s “The Fourth Man” | E.M. Forster’s “The Machine Stops” | John Buchan’s Huntingtower | Arthur Conan Doyle’s When the World Screamed | Victor Bridges’ A Rogue By Compulsion | Jack London’s The Iron Heel | H. De Vere Stacpoole’s The Man Who Lost Himself | P.G. Wodehouse’s Leave It to Psmith | Richard Connell’s “The Most Dangerous Game” | Houdini and Lovecraft’s “Imprisoned with the Pharaohs” | Arthur Conan Doyle’s “The Sussex Vampire”.

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