POLITICAL OBJECTS (12)
February 2, 2017
One in a 25-part series of nonfiction stories about objects of political significance. This is the first volume in the PROJECT:OBJECT series. Please subscribe to the P:O newsletter; and purchase P:O apparel and accessories — all profits will be donated to the ACLU!
I call it the Obama Burner. The federal government calls it Access Wireless with a “Monthly Lifeline Benefit of 500 minutes, unlimited text and 50MB of data.” It’s four and a half inches of nostalgia amidst mini-computers masquerading as telephones.
After my white-girl-tearful-payment-negotiations with AT&T proved obsolete and working pay phones became increasingly rare, I lived persona non grata in the immediate aftermath of grad school. A three-tone jingle greeted would-be callers, woO-wOO-WOO “this number is no longer in service,” and other embarrassments. Since Skype was WiFi-dependent, I navigated between employment landlines, Starbucks hotspots and #emailGameStrong, while holding onto the nightmare of class mobility. Dream deferred.
Phonelessness is a poverty marker that I thought I’d outgrown due to my fancy sheepskin and expanded palette, courtesy of Whole Foods. I was mistaken, Seventh Generation, 360, and Mrs. Meyers be damned. But I’m resourceful enough to know the public assistance game. The intrusive paperwork, the line waiting, the hold music, the just-enough-to-tide-you-over-ness of it all. Like a double-dutch turn of the rope, I can gauge the sweet spot to hop in and start jumping.
I got put on through my similarly poor and artsy colleague and copped my own burner in 2013, a padded envelope sent ‘in care of,’ since I didn’t really have a home address. I still don’t. I also don’t deny the visual drama of whipping out my artifact; a living fossil from the earlier days of cellular communication. My number taped to its backside, it’s a performance that exaggerates the contemporary reality that no one memorizes phone numbers anymore — evidence of our shrinking attention spans. Chiming with each stroke, the contemplative tedium of keypad texting is highlighted, inspiring concise communiques or (gasp!) actual person-to-person phone calls.
My burner disrupts the accepted methods for communication in two-thousand-teen, and I gleefully advertise my 500-minute limit as an opportunity to meet for coffee instead. I don’t get mass texts and images on it anymore, plus it’s emoji repellent, so I don’t have to decipher smiley faces and surgical masks as sentiment.
My Obama Burner is black (literally) and it deftly acknowledges that class is mostly birthright (metaphorically). For every telltale ring heard on a city bus, it cosigns that for many folks, automatic bill payment is a recipe for overdraft, credit scores are generational, and the only 10 digits you might assure are the ones on your own two hands.
POLITICAL OBJECTS series: INTRODUCTION | Luc Sante on CAMPAIGN PAMPHLETS | Lydia Millet on PVC POLAR BEAR | Ben Greenman on MATCHBOX CAR | Rob Baedeker on PRESIDENTS PLACEMAT | L.A. Kauffman on WHEATPASTE POSTER | Astra Taylor on SALAM’S NECKLACE | Carolina A. Miranda on POCHO | Stephen Duncombe on PROTEST SIGN | Marisa Silver on SHAMAN BOWLS | James Hannaham on DR. BUZZARD LP | Virginia Heffernan on HRC PAINTING | Kenya (Robinson) on BURNER PHONE | Kathryn Davis on POLITBUREAU | Chenjerai Kumanyika on NAT TURNER PRINT | Alexis Madrigal on MERMAID COSTUME | Anne Boyer on ALL KNEES AND ELBOWS OF SUSCEPTIBILITY AND REFUSAL | Steven Heller on JFK DOLL | Anne Elizabeth Moore on BLOOD PRESSURE MONITOR | Gary Dauphin on RUM BOTTLE | Tom Frank on DNC PASS | Lizzie Skurnick on GROUP PHOTO | Stuart Ewen on SNCC PIN | Benjamen Walker on BEEF BOX 12″ | Rob Walker on CAMPAIGN SIGN | Alex Kalman on THEM=US PIN.
SIGNIFICANT OBJECTS at HILOBROW: PROJECT:OBJECT homepage | PROJECT:OBJECT newsletter | PROJECT:OBJECT objects (Threadless shop — all profits donated to the ACLU) | POLITICAL OBJECTS series (1Q2017) | TALISMANIC OBJECTS series (2Q2017) | ILLICIT OBJECTS series (3Q2017) | LOST OBJECTS vol. 1 series (4Q2017) | FLAIR series (2Q2018) | FOSSIL series (4Q2018). 12 DAYS OF SIGNIFICANCE | 12 MORE DAYS OF SIGNIFICANCE | 12 DAYS OF SIGNIFICANCE (AGAIN) | ANOTHER 12 DAYS OF SIGNIFICANCE . ALSO SEE: SIGNIFICANT OBJECTS website | SIGNIFICANT OBJECTS collection, ed. Rob Walker and Josh Glenn (Fantagraphics, 2012) | TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY, ed. Josh Glenn (Princeton Architectural Press, 2007) | TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY excerpts.
What do you think?
I liked this piece. Pungent and potent. Would it be too service-y to include a link for people to get such a phone, or is the program extinct now?
Great post, Kenya! I refused to get a phone of any kind for a long time, now have a little flipper that I love (and hardly ever use). Not a burner as such, but as close as you can get here in monopolized Canada.
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