THE KALEVALA (20)
December 21, 2017
The Kalevala is a sequence of folkloric songs, runes and charms from the Karelia region of Finland, collected in the field and concatenated into epic form by Dr. Elias Lonnrot (1803-1884). The versions presented here are not translations or transliterations — they are respectful bastardizations, working from the 1963 English version of the Kalevala produced by the versatile and witty Francis Peabody Magoun Jr.
THE WITCH’S DANCE
[being a departure from The Kalevala, Rune 30]
The Witch of North Farm she kicks, she
this way and that, with vicious little
sharp angles, elbows, sharp hinge-clicks.
Beside her, the open-shirted toyboy and
his oiled pecs.
Turgid, stupid, gyrating. She gives him
Spare flesh flaps,
slack skin on her kneecaps,
but there’s no denying the energy
of this spry old witch on her dancing spree.
Her spells have caused great men to fall.
That musician she cursed with dementia —
his riffs were inscriptions upon the
memory of the species,
and he forgot them all.
See that sunset, the colours like bands of
like noise in a vacuum where God stroked
his chin and frowned?
Feel the emptiness, feel the yearning,
feel your grosser elements burning.
The bell rings. The witch sings:
Enter the world-abandoning flame,
the cold flame that never wavers,
though you drink a thousand pints of
and eat ten tons of Quavers.
The dusk advances.
The witch she dances.
The stars go up, they sizzle and spit,
and will she stop? Not a bit of it.
Series banner contributed by Rick Pinchera.
ALL INSTALLMENTS: INTRODUCTION: Laughter in the Womb of Time, or Why I Love the Kalevala | RUNE 1: “The Birth of Vainamoinen” | RUNE 2 (departure): “Vainamoinen in November” | RUNE 3 (1–278): “Wizard Battle” | RUNE 4 (1–56): “A Failed Seduction” | RUNE 4 (300–416): “Aino Ends It All” | RUNE 5 (45–139): “An Afternoon Upon the Water” | RUNE 5 (150–241): “The Blue Elk” | RUNE 5 (departure): “Smüt the Dog Praises His Seal Queen” | RUNE 6 (1–114): “Therapy Session” | RUNE 6 (115–130): “Joukahainen’s Mother Counsels Him Against Shooting the Wizard Vainamoinen” | RUNE 11 (1–138): “Introducing Kyllikki” | RUNE 17 (1–98): “The Dreaming Giant” | RUNE 23 (485–580): “The Bride’s Lament” | RUNE 30 (1–276): “Icebound” | RUNE 30 (120–188): “The Voyage of the Sea-Hare” (Part One) | RUNE 30 (185–188): “Losing It” | RUNE 30 (departure): “Across the Ice” | RUNE 30 (departure): “Song of the Guilty Viking” | RUNE 30 (departure): “The Witch’s Dance” | RUNE 31 (215–225): “The Babysitter” | RUNE 31 (223–300): “The Screaming Axe” | RUNE 33 (1–136): “The Cowherd” | RUNE 33 (73): “Song of the Blade: Kullervo” | RUNE 33 (reworked): “The Breaking of the Blade” | RUNE 33 (118–284): “The Cows Come Home” | RUNE 34 (1–82): “The Pipes of Kullervo” | RUNE 45 (259–312, departure): “The Wizard’s Secret”.
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