By: Adam McGovern

An axe to grind: The LUMBERJACK MASCOT MASSACRE

By: Nikhil Singh

Out-fox’d: Hat-crimes call for #FASHIONPOLICEPROBLEMS

By: Fran Pado

Trojan clothes-horse: THE BRIEF LIFE OF FRANCES POTTER

By: Joshua Glenn

Blasting the K-TEL TRUCKER TAPE

By: Lauren Curtis

The want of WORLD-RECORD NAILS

By: Marlon Stern Lopez

Clink-bait: Making off with a SOUVENIR OF THE LAPD

By: Jenn Mehm

Inking in the DOPPLEGANGER TATTOO

By: Jeff Lewonczyk

Oh Snap, or, SUSPENDERS OF DISBELIEF

By: Elke Claus

Temple mount: Kneeling at the URINAL SHRINE

By: Yelena Tylkina

Commercial suicide? Labeling DEATH’S HEAD VODKA

By: Oliver Baer

The cult-following of CTHULHU SEX MAGAZINE

By: Maria Swisher

Steal this essay: THE ART OF THEFT

By: Lisa Levy

Going head-to-head on ART-HOUSE TOILETS

By: Lynn Peril

Aghast in bronze: BABY’S FIRST ASHTRAY

By: Adrienne Crew

Not bringing home MAKIN’ BACON