NOT TODAY, EBAY (33)
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March 13, 2026
One in a series of posts via which Josh Glenn will share recent examples of stuff that he was tempted to purchase via eBay… but, heroically, didn’t.

Antique 1900s green mermaid dress risqué performer woman arcade mutoscope photo
US $38.00
The Mutoscope was a popular, coin-operated, single-person, early motion picture device from the 1890s that worked like a giant, mechanical flipbook, showing short, silent scenes viewed through a peephole. Invented by Herman Casler, it used individual photographic cards on a rotating drum, making it simpler and cheaper than Edison’s Kinetoscope, and became a staple in arcades with often risqué content like the famous “What the Butler Saw” reels.
When I was a kid, Boston’s Museum of Science had a Mutoscope-type device (showing non-risqué content, I’m sure). I was reminiscing about that device one day, and ended up here…
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