Apple’s Alien Minions
By:
December 29, 2009
With speculation on the appearance of Apple’s tablet computer rampant, a minor detail, which has entirely escaped the notice of breathless commentators, may prove the most important of all. Among Apple’s patent filings pursuant to the forthcoming device is clear evidence that the engineering effort is staffed by aliens.
This specification drawing, culled from an obscure source, gives unmistakable evidence of the otherworldly origins of Steve Jobs’ fabulous gizmos:
I mean, the hands —my god look at the hands!
I wonder if they play chess?
Uncanny, isn’t it?
They look like the feet on the Brother from Another Planet.
Freakish. The hands seem particularly obsessed with those few specifics keys. “MAI KEYBRD!”
It looks as if the image was made just as the creature was being stabbed in the back by a fork.
Gaah!