By: Richard Connell

Somewhere, off in the blackness, someone had fired a gun three times.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Chaos!” moaned Lady Constance.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Just you start in joshing my poems and see how quick I’ll bean you with a brick.”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“You seem to imply that I am some sort of a criminal.”

By: Joshua Glenn

From KINDRED and ENGINE SUMMER to SMILEY’S PEOPLE

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Beetles. Always had a horror of beetles. Ever since I was a kid.”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Pals, pardner, pals! Pals till hell freezes!” cried Freddie, deeply moved.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“I forgot to mention, when asking you to marry me, that I can do card tricks.”

By: Joshua Glenn

From Jack Kirby’s FOURTH WORLD comics to THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“But, Liz!” said the tree plaintively.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“I thought Lady Constance’s necklace was in one of the flowerpots,” he shrilled.

By: Joshua Glenn

From MARATHON MAN and OMAC to THE DISPOSSESSED

By: P.G. Wodehouse

Once, as a child, he had taken a dead pet rabbit, but never a flowerpot.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

No solicitude for his employer’s geraniums came to hamper Rupert Baxter’s researches.

By: Joshua Glenn

From THE DEVIL’S CHILDREN to THE PRINCE IN WAITING