November 3, 2011
Batman in Mr. Freeze’s Glacierworks
From the time of his first appearance in 1958 onward, Mr. Freeze was portrayed as one of the many “joke” villains (see also Killer Moth), cast as stock enemies of Batman. Originally called Mr. Zero, the producers of the 1960’s Batman television series called him Mr. Freeze.... — wikipedia I see Freeze, half-erased by frothing breath, Holding a Golden Age Detective, glove shivering, see his whisper crystallize in the air. “Zero, you filled a cold spell in comic books with cosmic jokes against yourself. Your ice crimes ran to slush at Batman’s touch.” I have to set him straight: Mr. Freeze, like an ice cube tray, Zero gave you shape. That Frigidaire model supersuit that holds you frozen in human form was his. That skull-scale snowglobe that holds your head — blown in the forge where he became vapor. “But my story runs out of a more bitter winter. My wife, icicle, shines in a cryogenic style of night, frozen so close to rapture by cancer.” Freeze, forget your style, wife, night. Soon, your cronies will ride in on their polar bears to collect sawblades shaped like snowflakes, to open showcases at the Lifelong Companion Diamond Exchange, icing on tonight’s heist. When I’m running you down there, turn. Reach for the back of my mask. By the cold of your hand flashing past my face, I’ll know I have one. Steal its body heat. No need to fear it warming you to death. You’re not real.
EPIC WINS: SERIES INTRO by Matthew Battles | THE ILIAD (1.408-415) by Flourish Klink | THE KALEVALA (3.1-278) by James Parker | THE ARGONAUTICA (2.815-834) by Joshua Glenn | THE ILIAD by Stephen Burt | THE MYTH OF THE ELK by Matthew Battles | GOTHAMIAD by Chad Parmenter