NOT TODAY, EBAY (29)

By: Joshua Glenn
November 6, 2025

One in a series of posts via which Josh Glenn will share recent examples of stuff that he was tempted to purchase via eBay… but, heroically, didn’t.

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1864-69 5c 3rd Issue CRISP AU+ SPENCER CLARK Fractional Currency!
US $134.99

In 1864, Congress authorized the issuance of a series of fractional currency notes in denominations of 3, 5, 10, 15, 25 and 50 cents. (This authorization came in response to persistent issues with Civil War-era gold and silver coin hoarding and counterfeiting that plagued earlier issues of fractional currency.) Superintendent of the National Currency Bureau Spencer M. Clark’s office was given responsibility for production of the notes.

A controversy ensued when it was discovered that Clark’s own image had been put on the 5-cent note, which were printed in enormous quantities. Congress’s response was to pass an 1865 law retiring the 5¢ denomination, then an 1866 law forbidding portrayal of any living person on federal coins or currency.

This controversy came to my attention on October 3rd, when the Treasury Department announced that it was developing a one-dollar commemorative coin in celebration of the nation’s 250th birthday bearing the image of President Trump.

According to draft images of the coin posted on social media by the U.S. treasurer, Brandon Beach, the “heads” side would have Mr. Trump’s profile and the “tails” side an image of him standing before the American flag and pumping his fist under the words “Fight, Fight, Fight.”

“It is not clear that Mr. Trump’s image can be featured on a coin,” the New York Times cautiously noted. “An 1866 law enshrined a tradition that only deceased people could appear on U.S. currency to avoid the appearance that America was a monarchy.”

Which led me down the rabbit hole to the note shown above.

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