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Tag: nealon-condiment-abc

An apophenic food-history series from HILOBROW friend Tom Nealon.

GOOD-BYE TO ALL TZAT(ZIKI)

By: Tom Nealon

We bid farewell to the CONDIMENT ABECEDARIUM series…

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Z IS FOR ZHOUG

By: Tom Nealon

A Yemeni chile pepper cilantro condiment.

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Y IS FOR YOGHURT

By: Tom Nealon

Abbie Hoffman was onto something.

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X IS FOR XO SAUCE

By: Tom Nealon

The delicious end result of the condiment expression of “greed is good.”

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W IS FOR WHITE GRAVY

By: Tom Nealon

Don’t question the vision; roux and whisk and be well.

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V IS FOR VEGEMITE

By: Tom Nealon

Like eating a beef bouillon cube, in a (mostly) good way.

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U IS FOR UMEBOSHI

By: Tom Nealon

A certain amount of mythology has built up around umeboshi’s properties…

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T IS FOR TZATZIKI

By: Tom Nealon

You know what cucumberless tzatziki is going to taste like…

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S IS FOR SAMBAL

By: Tom Nealon

When you want all of it, all at once, all the time.

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R IS FOR RED-EYE GRAVY

By: Tom Nealon

Does it seem to stare at you, your gravy?

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Q IS FOR QIZHA

By: Tom Nealon

The amygdala files it under “not food, scary.”

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P IS FOR PIKLIZ

By: Tom Nealon

Make some pikliz, put it on your pylsa…

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O IS FOR OLIVE OIL

By: Tom Nealon

It’s an endless condiment machine…

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N IS FOR NƯỚC CHẤM

By: Tom Nealon

“more thicker than forget / more thinner than recall.”

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M IS FOR MONKEY GLAND SAUCE

By: Tom Nealon

Popular among testicle-humor lovers worldwide…

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