By: Lynn Peril
Just look at that gorgeous lamé fabric!
There’s nothing like vintage gabardine.
I bought a men’s size XL and cut out the collar.
My sweater has a union label.
I could “generally be found in black leggings and a wool Pendleton.”
“1. Easy Bake Oven. 2. Game Barnabas Collins.”
“We couldn’t put Mother in the series.”
“Love’s another sterile gift, another shit condition.”
Radio in hand, Mandrake heads for General Ripper’s office.
Could 50-foot Nancy be read as a metaphor for women’s anger?
Shops designed to “encourage the blundering male to pick the right gifts.”
She awoke to find him on his hands and knees on the floor, “making funny noises.”
Could a flapper solve the Hall-Mills murder, where others had failed?
Escorts were to “be polite but impersonal at all times.”
“Find Out How a REAL Cave-Man Makes Love”