By: P.G. Wodehouse

“But, Liz!” said the tree plaintively.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“I thought Lady Constance’s necklace was in one of the flowerpots,” he shrilled.

By: Joshua Glenn

From MARATHON MAN and OMAC to THE DISPOSSESSED

By: P.G. Wodehouse

Once, as a child, he had taken a dead pet rabbit, but never a flowerpot.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

No solicitude for his employer’s geraniums came to hamper Rupert Baxter’s researches.

By: Joshua Glenn

From THE DEVIL’S CHILDREN to THE PRINCE IN WAITING

By: P.G. Wodehouse

He took the entire staircase in one majestic, volplaning sweep.

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Did someone steal Lady Constance’s necklace tonight?”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Ladies and gentlemen, I think the lights have gone out.”

By: Joshua Glenn

From FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON to THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Are you really choosing this moment to — to propose to me?”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Of course,” argued Mr. Keeble, “it isn’t really stealing.”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Oh, thinking?” said Freddie, impressed. “Right-ho!”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“You’re dashed hard on a fellow,” said Freddie.

By: Joshua Glenn

From THE LORD OF THE RINGS to I AM LEGEND and THE EAGLE OF THE NINTH