By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘If only there were no hats or safety bets in the world, I would be smugly opulent.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘He’s such a persevering young man. He proposes early and often.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘I shall probably have to rush out and marry someone myself.’

By: Joshua Glenn

From NOSTROMO and THE SEA-WOLF to THE PHOENIX AND THE CARPET

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘The p, I should add for your guidance, is silent.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

“Psmith Is Ready For Anything”

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘Don’t say “may”,’ cried Freddie buoyantly. ‘The word is “will.” Bally will! What ho!’

By: Joshua Glenn

From DALTON CITY and HEARTSEASE to GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘The fact is, Uncle Joe, I’ve got a scheme.’

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘Connie, I’ve been thinking about that necklace again.’

By: Joshua Glenn

From MR. STANDFAST and THE UNTAMED to THE CURSE OF CAPISTRANO

By: P.G. Wodehouse

‘Who’s Miss Halliday? Not another literary female?’

By: Susanna Daniel

She said, “You’re strong, and I bet you can swim like a fish,” and I said, “Better to be a shark than a seal.”

By: Tim Carvell

“Love is a precursor to sorrow.” “Joy fades.” “Pets die.”

By: Susannah Breslin

“ALL AMERICAN OFFICIAL NECKING TEAM,” the pin read. It was hard to reconcile the words with my father.