By: Zack Smith

“My power can do anything… except find me a friend!”

By: Zack Smith

“Now I wash dead bodies!”

By: Zack Smith

“It’s raining tiny dead monsters!”

By: Zack Smith

“Take that, you ostrich skeleton!”

By: Zack Smith

“You forget why they call me SHOE!”

By: Zack Smith

DO NOT PANIC

By: Zack Smith

“I take what books I want.”

By: Zack Smith

“Why did you grow that beard?”

By: Zack Smith

… and men find themselves soaring through the air like birds…”

By: Zack Smith

…DEFENESTRATION!