By: James Parker

“Curious vixen, come and see, / for we are foxes of low degree.”

By: James Parker

“I’m an agony aunt. / I’m an aunt in agony.”

By: James Parker

“I had a proud organ — / it shrivelled away!”

By: James Parker

“I knew a fox who had no fear. / He isn’t here.”

By: James Parker

“Don’t scratch me, don’t bite! / For aggro I have no appetite.”

By: James Parker

“The taste of me, the waste of me, / the problems never faced of me.”

By: James Parker

“I am here to take this story by the throat.”

By: James Parker

“Fuck the rhyme, the sacred slime / that sticks the words together!”

By: Todd Levin

“It was an elaborate contraption — really, more of a trap.”

By: Terese Svoboda

“Dear Wicked One…”

By: Teddy Blanks

“you took off on your scooter,/leaving the porcelain one to me”

By: Sloane Crosley

“It contains the hopes, dreams, and death visions of Michael Jackson.”

By: Sari Wilson

“We treated it with the scornful irony we began to feel for each other.”

By: Rebecca Wolff

“Your faith alone will buoy it on the waters of Armaggedon…”

By: Nathaniel Rich

“You will be left only with the answers the rhinoceros has already given you…”